Shocking news: my vegan sister hates fennel. Oy veg!! She'd starve here in Vermont. What? You say you also hate this fenne-fatale of the farmers market, this most bountiful and beatified of bulbs!? Well, fear not. We have a use for your superfluous savorless cellulose. The Barbarians are at the vanguard of the new and exciting movement known as Vegaccoutramentism and are eager to share their ideas with you!*
|Perky-Ponytail Vacuous Anime Girl Look|
|Shake Those Tailfeathers!|
|Rio De Janeiro Samba Costume|
|Fen Manchew Beard|
|Luxurious Fennel Stole|
For those of you who, like the Barbarian Cooks, are fans of "upcycling", after wearing out your Fennel Fashions you might try the dish we made last night: fennel and tempeh garam masala! (Yes, we actually cook and eat fennel - and sometimes we even like it.)
|browned tempeh, fennel, zucchini, and onion stir-fry spiced with garam masala|
Be sure to visit my sister's recipe and book blog, TSquared, where you'll find many fine vegan recipes - such as scrumptious Vegan Poop Nugget Cookies!
* The habitual wearing of vegetables to make stunning fashion statements.