Shocking news: my
vegan sister hates fennel.
Oy veg!! She'd starve here in Vermont. What? You say
you also hate this
fenne-fatale of the farmers market, this most bountiful and beatified of bulbs!? Well, fear not. We have a use for your superfluous savorless cellulose. The Barbarians are at the vanguard of the new and exciting movement known as Vegaccoutramentism and are eager to share their ideas with you!
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| Perky-Ponytail Vacuous Anime Girl Look |
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| Shake Those Tailfeathers! |
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| Rio De Janeiro Samba Costume |
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| Magnificent Moustachios |
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| Fen Manchew Beard |
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| Luxurious Fennel Stole |
For those of you who, like the Barbarian Cooks, are fans of "upcycling", after wearing out your Fennel Fashions you might try the dish we made last night: fennel and tempeh garam masala! (Yes, we actually cook and eat fennel - and sometimes we even like it.)
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| browned tempeh, fennel, zucchini, and onion stir-fry spiced with garam masala |
* The habitual wearing of vegetables to make stunning fashion statements.
I am giggling so hard! Your fennel is quite lovely to look at, even if I wouldn't like eating it. Maybe I just "STRONGLY DISLIKE" it now. :) After all, if it's an instant samba costume, how can I hate it?
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